70 Christmas Instagram Captions to Deck the Halls + Your ‘Gram

No matter how old we get, we can’t deny that there’s some sort of magic that hangs in the air around Christmas. It’s hard to explain! There’s so much anticipation of the morning, the excitement of bringing joy to your friends and family by giving the perfect gift, the pleasure that comes from laying on the couch together like a pile of slugs after Christmas dinner. If you are looking for festive Christmas Instagram captions, holiday captions or even funny Christmas captions or puns….I got you!

There’s so much prep in the month leading up to Christmas, too. I think that’s why it feels so exciting, to be honest. You’re shopping for a present that will make their eyes light up. You’re decorating the tree on a chilly night. And my personal favorite, hanging Christmas lights outside to spread the cheer.

Sidenote: Christmas lights are amazing. In fact, they might be the best part of the holiday. That’s why some of us love having them up year ‘round. And have we even talked about hot chocolate?

Anyways…You’re making a list (a Close Friend’s list), you’re checking it twice (to make sure no one is on there who will betray you), you’re trimming the tree, and you’re laying out the perfect outfit for those Christmas dinner pictures. So when you’re getting ready to post, make sure your caption will warm their hearts and fill their belly with laughs the same way our favorite holiday does.

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Christmas Instagram Captions

1. Dear Santa….define “nice”
2. You could say I spruce up well, right?
3. Single bells, single bells, single all the way
4. Christmas isn’t just a holiday. It’s a state of mind
5. Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
6. Been up to snow good!
7. Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you
8. Here’s why I didn’t make this year’s nice list…
9. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name
10. Rebel without a 🎅

11. We’re lit like a Christmas tree
12. Yule be sorry
13. Has anyone ever actually had figgy pudding?
14. Merry Elfin Christmas
15. Don’t stop believin’ – in Santa
16. Ho^3
17. Smitten like a pair of mittens
18. But wait – there’s myrrh!
19. Dreaming of a white Christmas ❄️
20. Who jingled your bells?

21. “Treat every day like Christmas.” — Elf
22. Merry whatever!
23. Fa-la-la-la-love you!
24. #Sleigh
25. Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh
26. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year
27. Meet me under the mistletoe
28. All the jingle ladies!
29. Feliz naughty dog
30. Happy holla days

31. Dear Santa…I can explain
32. Drink up, grinches
33. Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff
34. The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year
35. A romance to rival any Hallmark movie ❤️
36. There’s no place like home for holidays
37. You could say we have great chemis-tree
38. Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
39. Oh, baby, I’ll deck your halls like never before
40. ‘Tis the season for stretchy pants

More Holiday Captions

41. Ho, ho, ho? More like ha, ha, ha
42. *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*
43. I love you from head to mistletoe
44. All spruced up and nowhere to go
45. Lit up like a 🎄!
46. Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle
47. I become a morning person on December 25th
48. You’re my soul Santa
49. I’m feelin’ pine
50. Ho-ho-home for the holidays!

51. You rock my Christmas socks
52. Have your selfie a merry little Christmas
53. I love you a whole watt
54. Icy what you did there
55. Let’s get blitzened
56. Resting Grinch face
57. She has high elf-esteem
58. Let’s take an elfie
59. Treat yo’elf
60. I love you more than Christmas cookies

61. Have your elf a merry little Christmas
62. I love the holiday season deerly
63. Believe in your elf
64. Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer
65. Christmas time and I’m feelin’ pine
66. Christmas sweater weather is better weather
67. Light her up!
68. We’re doing the jingle bell wrap
69. Sleighing it!
70. I’m having fun fir sure

Are you excited for the holiday season, too? Let me know if you have any other Christmas captions to add to my Christmas Instagram captions list. If you aren’t already following me on Instagram, please do!

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Pin image credits: Elena Shashkina, MPH Photos, Elena Shashkina