70 Christmas Instagram Captions to Deck the Halls + Your ‘Gram

No matter how old we get, we can’t deny that there’s some sort of magic that hangs in the air around Christmas. It’s hard to explain! There’s so much anticipation of the morning, the excitement of bringing joy to your friends and family by giving the perfect gift, the pleasure that comes from laying on the couch together like a pile of slugs after Christmas dinner. If you are looking for festive Christmas Instagram captions, holiday captions or even funny Christmas captions or puns….I got you!

Lifestyle blogger, Bella Bucchiotti of xoxoBella, shares her favourite Christmas Instagram captions. You will love this Christmas captions and holiday captions for all your holiday photos.
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There’s so much prep in the month leading up to Christmas, too. I think that’s why it feels so exciting, to be honest. You’re shopping for a present that will make their eyes light up. You’re decorating the tree on a chilly night. And my personal favorite, hanging Christmas lights outside to spread the cheer.

Lifestyle blogger, Bella Bucchiotti of xoxoBella, shares her favourite Christmas Instagram captions. You will love this Christmas captions and holiday captions for all your holiday photos.
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Sidenote: Christmas lights are amazing. In fact, they might be the best part of the holiday. That’s why some of us love having them up year ‘round. And have we even talked about hot chocolate?

Lifestyle blogger, Bella Bucchiotti of xoxoBella, shares her favourite Christmas Instagram captions. You will love this Christmas captions and holiday captions for all your holiday photos.
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Anyways…You’re making a list (a Close Friend’s list), you’re checking it twice (to make sure no one is on there who will betray you), you’re trimming the tree, and you’re laying out the perfect outfit for those Christmas dinner pictures. So when you’re getting ready to post, make sure your caption will warm their hearts and fill their belly with laughs the same way our favorite holiday does.

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Lifestyle blogger, Bella Bucchiotti of xoxoBella, shares her favourite Christmas Instagram captions. You will love this Christmas captions and holiday captions for all your holiday photos.
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Christmas Instagram Captions

  1. Dear Santa….define “nice”
  2. You could say I spruce up well, right?
  3. Single bells, single bells, single all the way
  4. Christmas isn’t just a holiday. It’s a state of mind
  5. Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle
  6. Been up to snow good!
  7. Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you
  8. Here’s why I didn’t make this year’s nice list…
  9. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name
  10. Rebel without a 🎅
  1. We’re lit like a Christmas tree
  2. Yule be sorry
  3. Has anyone ever actually had figgy pudding?
  4. Merry Elfin Christmas
  5. Don’t stop believin’ – in Santa
  6. Ho^3
  7. Smitten like a pair of mittens
  8. But wait – there’s myrrh!
  9. Dreaming of a white Christmas ❄️
  10. Who jingled your bells?
  1. “Treat every day like Christmas.” — Elf
  2. Merry whatever!
  3. Fa-la-la-la-love you!
  4. #Sleigh
  5. Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh
  6. Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year
  7. Meet me under the mistletoe
  8. All the jingle ladies!
  9. Feliz naughty dog
  10. Happy holla days
  1. Dear Santa…I can explain
  2. Drink up, grinches
  3. Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff
  4. The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year
  5. A romance to rival any Hallmark movie ❤️
  6. There’s no place like home for holidays
  7. You could say we have great chemis-tree
  8. Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
  9. Oh, baby, I’ll deck your halls like never before
  10. ‘Tis the season for stretchy pants
Lifestyle blogger, Bella Bucchiotti of xoxoBella, shares her favourite Christmas Instagram captions. You will love this Christmas captions and holiday captions for all your holiday photos.
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More Holiday Captions

  1. Ho, ho, ho? More like ha, ha, ha
  2. *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*
  3. I love you from head to mistletoe
  4. All spruced up and nowhere to go
  5. Lit up like a 🎄!
  6. Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle
  7. I become a morning person on December 25th
  8. You’re my soul Santa
  9. I’m feelin’ pine
  10. Ho-ho-home for the holidays!
  1. You rock my Christmas socks
  2. Have your selfie a merry little Christmas
  3. I love you a whole watt
  4. Icy what you did there
  5. Let’s get blitzened
  6. Resting Grinch face
  7. She has high elf-esteem
  8. Let’s take an elfie
  9. Treat yo’elf
  10. I love you more than Christmas cookies
  1. Have your elf a merry little Christmas
  2. I love the holiday season deerly
  3. Believe in your elf
  4. Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer
  5. Christmas time and I’m feelin’ pine
  6. Christmas sweater weather is better weather
  7. Light her up!
  8. We’re doing the jingle bell wrap
  9. Sleighing it!
  10. I’m having fun fir sure
Lifestyle blogger, Bella Bucchiotti of xoxoBella, shares her favourite Christmas Instagram captions. You will love this Christmas captions and holiday captions for all your holiday photos.
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Are you excited for the holiday season, too? Let me know if you have any other Christmas captions to add to my Christmas Instagram captions list. If you aren’t already following me on Instagram, please do!

Pin image credits: Elena Shashkina, MPH Photos, Elena Shashkina

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  1. Mosaic Art wrote:

    These captions are hilarious!!! Super like…Dear Santa, i can explain lmao…So good.

    Posted 12.9.20 Reply
  2. Heather wrote:

    I feel like you just saved me so much time. Sometimes I just don’t know what to say.

    Posted 12.9.20 Reply
  3. These Insta captions had me laughing so hard. Especially the single bells.

    Posted 12.10.20 Reply
  4. LuciWest wrote:

    Some clever and very punny captions here. Thanks for sharing and inspiring.

    Posted 12.10.20 Reply
  5. These are perfect for my upcoming Christmas themed insta posts. Thank you for sharing these

    Posted 12.10.20 Reply
  6. These are all so cute. My favorite is *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*, very fitting for a tree photo I’m about to upload. LOL! Thanks for sharing.

    Posted 12.11.20 Reply
  7. OMG! I so needed such interesting funny captions for my Instagram posts😍 Thank you so much for sharing these ❤️

    Posted 12.12.20 Reply